Amazingly, the number one search trend on Google at this hour is "why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea."
It didn't take long for me to realize that this sudden trend was inspired by the latest entry on one of my favorite websites ever, FailBlog. Ironically, the post is about a Google fail - if you go to google.com (or even use the Google search bar on your browser) and begin typing "why wo..." or "why won..." the first suggestion it gives you in the dropdown menu is "why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea."
This is the sort of thing the raises many questions, but ultimately leaves the origin of the question to the user's imagination. Who was searching on this question SO MUCH that it became the number one "why won't...?" question suggestion on Google?
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It must be a prank on Google.
This originated NOT from failblog, but from a show called tosh2.0 over the summer. On the show they have a segment for funny yahoo answers postings on answers.yahoo.com. Tosh2.0 featured a post where the poster asked the question, "why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?" Someone responded with, "why would you want to make your parakeet eat your diarrhea?!", to which the asker replied, "that did not answer my question."
The original post has been deleted, or else I would link you to it. It had me laughing hysterically when I saw it on television, and I of course searched for it (back over the summer). That is why there are so many hits on google for it.