Who would've thought that snorting some bath salts could be a bad idea? Uhm, probably anyone who hasn't lost half their brain cells to whatever else they're doing. It seems that not everyone is blessed with good sense, and thankfully these are the folks that entertain. Too bad a goat died in the making of this entertaining story.
Sources with the Dreamin' Demon paint a lovely story about a 19-year-old dude by the name of Mark Thompson. Mark Thompson is an average guy. He just likes to unwind and relax like the next guy. However, this weekend things got a little weird when he decided his idea of unwinding involved snorting bath salts and kidnapping his neighbor's pet pygmy goat.
The neighbor, Lisa Powers, told investigators that she had just purchased the goat for her grandson this past Friday. Anyway, when the goat came up missing she was distraught and so was her grandson. Someone tipped off Powers' nephew that the goat had been seen wandering around Mark Thompson's house so he decided to go get it back. The nephew and two women who remained unidentified went to Mark's house to retrieve the goat, but Mark yelled from the house for them to not go in, as he was nude.
This didn't stop the trio, who were undoubtedly pissed-off about the goatnapping and were probably not interested in any of this weirdo's excuses and stalling attempts. Anyway, they decided to go ahead and open his door and what welcomed them was something truly disturbing. Mark Thompson was quickly pulling his pants up, but was wearing women's lingerie. The young pygmy goat he had stolen was dead on the floor. Blood was everywhere. They found a knife and a porno mag right next to the poor animal's body. It had been stabbed repeatedly.
So what have you learned lately? Snorting bath salts will probably make you drop your kids on their heads like this lady, or you'll end up doing some really questionable stuff with your neighbor's livestock. Worth it? Nah.
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They contain methylenedioxypyrovalerone hydrochloride, which is a drug with effects similar to meth and cocaine that is marketed as "bath salts," with names like Cloud 9, Ivory Wave, Ocean, Charge Plus, White Lightning, Scarface, Hurricane Charlie, Red Dove and White Dove.
Don't think I'm giving this dude an easy pass. I just wanted to make sure people are aware that the bath salts listed here are not really something to put in your bath, and to watch out if it is still legal in their states.
How'd this guy's day start?
Smoked some bath salts, drunk some coffee, watched a couple Seinfeld episodes and ate some ice cream. Then he thought I should do the dishes, but, hey, look at that goat next door. I already have the negligee, porn mag & the knife; I just need that goat!