National Tell a Joke Day: Did You Ever Hear the...

National Tell a Joke Day seems like it is a joke unto itself; but nope, it is real and it is today: August 16th. And yes, it is a laughing matter or at least it should be. So, ready yourself for some silliness because of all the days in the year, this should be the one where you laugh out loud and "act the fool." Of course, your jokes and pranks should not cause anyone harm or cause you to be arrested.

Although no official records are available online about the

history of National Tell a Joke Day, that doesn't mean you can't celebrate it with fun. It is still listed in several calendars. Seriously, feel free to share that joke that you have been waiting to share. Go ahead and let loose a little.

Now then, did you hear the one about the how you kill a circus? Well, you have to go for the juggler... Get it: the juggler as in a play on words for the jugular. Ha! Ok, that was kinda lame but still a joke is a joke, right? National Tell a Joke Day is the day to give love to even the lamest joke.

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Ivan D. Nunn, Jr. Aug 16, 2011, 10:47am UTC

"Yes, Mrs. Smith. That was very loud", said the doctor. "But I said I want to hear your heart!!"

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Erik Lambert Aug 16, 2011, 11:28am UTC

A guy walks into a bar and find an attractive woman sitting there sipping a drink. He notices she looks depressed and asks, "What's wrong?" She tells him that her boyfriend of three months broke up with her because she was getting too kinky in the bedroom. The man listens carefully and finally says, "You know, that's the weirdest thing because my girlfriend did the same thing because I was too kinky."

Well the two of them have a few more drinks and eventually agree to go back to her place to let their kinky come out. When they get inside her apartment she tells him to have a seat on the couch and she would be back in a minute. She walks into her bedroom, puts on all sorts of leather, knee-high boots and brandishes a whip. When she returns to the living room she sees the guy getting ready to leave. Confused, she asks, "What's wrong? I thought we were going to get kinky tonight?"

The man turns to her and shrugs.

"I shit in your purse and fucked the cat. I'm out of here."