How often do you hear sex tape and Doctor Who in the same sentence without it being horribly written fan fiction or a randomly sordid Facebook conversation with your other Whovian pals? Well, it's now a reality but don't get too excited yet. It's not Amy Pond, nor is it Rose Tyler. Besides, most people have already seen Billie Piper naked and Karen Gillan wears close to nothing sometimes as it is, so who in the Whovian Universe may have gotten down and dirty on video?
As some of you may already know, Karen Gillan will be leaving during the next series of Doctor Who and she will be replaced by hot brunette Jenna-Louise Coleman—meeeoww! Guess who probably has a sex tape, guys? You guessed it, the saucy brunette of short stature and powerfully packaged good looks. Who wants to call this a scandal when now ever fanboy and girl across several continents will see the new Who companion in a totally different light. Can you say ratings?
Oh, oh oh. Too bad, it's not even real guys! So the joke's on all of you fan nerds because this sexy hoax took place on Twitter and confused so many Doctor Who fans who wanted to sneak a peek at Coleman's goods. Instead of getting to see what they wanted, the links instead took them to hardcore Asian porn sites. Whoopie! So anyway, at least you all can still dream!
Certainly some of you were hoping Matt Smith leaked a naughty vid or two, but sadly that isn't the case. However, with Amy and Rory out of the picture who's to say The Doctor and his new companion won't be having any hot (although PG rated) scenes of their own? It would be great to bring back those days of The Doctor and Rose. Who else misses those feelings? Here's to hoping that familiar spark that made Doctor Who so insanely romantic comes back into the program.
Crime analyst and profiler Chelsea Hoffman can be found on The Huffington Post, Chelsea Hoffman: Case to Case and many other outlets. Follow @TheRealChelseaH on Twitter or click here to contact Chelsea directly.
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For romance, though, I'd go for the Doctor and RiverSong....Amy and Rory's daughter. I thought they were hot together - and let's not forget - they are married hehehe....