Border Patrol agents Kallie Helwig and Gerald Torello are in hot water, after the couple allegedly engaged in oral sex during a performance of Cirque du Soleil in San Diego.
With its revealing outfits and sexy acrobatics, Cirque du Soleil is a naturally erotic show, but couldn't these two wait until they got home? They were so hot and bothered from watching the steamy act, that Helwig allegedly began fellating Torello in front of other spectators.
But, the weirdness didn't end there. Helwig cold-cocked a female spectator, who yelled at the randy twosome to "get a room."
Torello was also spotted high-fiving a young child nearby, while engaged in the oral sex act with Helwig.
It's a shame when the reputation of an agency like the Border Patrol is tainted by the irresponsible actions of a couple of miscreants. And, you don't want to jump to conclusions.
Nevertheless, there must be some truth to this wacky story, because the police saw fit to charge both of them. Helwig was cited for battery, and Torello for being inebriated in public.
As this investigation unfolds, more details about the crazy incident will be learned. But, if the accusations turn out to be true, these two officers should be booted from the Border Patrol immediately.