Chick-fil-A started a firestorm with their outspoken views on gay marriage. However, the restaurant doesn't stand alone on that point. Some of their competitors are against it too. However, they're also against marriage in general or, better still, they just don't care.
While it's unlikely the comments posted by Perez Hilton are authentic, they do point to the debate's absurdity. Some of the comments are funny while others are just plain disturbed. See for yourself.
According to Denny's, they know nothing about same-sex marriage. However, they'll offer everyone a free pancake on their birthday; straight or gay.
Mrs. Fields supposedly claims that sex is fluid playground. Doesn't anybody want to go there? So much for mom and home-baked cookies.
Arthur Treacher's supposedly claims he's on his sixth wife. Therefore, he plainly isn't qualified to speak out on the value of marriage. On the other hand, he'll gladly sell you some fish.
Chipolte's supposed x-rated response is too disgusting for posting here. However, those who like being grossed out can find it on Hilton's website.
Does Ronald McDonald really find marriage tame? He claims he's into something else. Perhaps one shouldn't venture a guess what that is.
Papa John supposedly hates everyone. He doesn't differentiate against gay people and straight people. That means, at least, he's politically correct.
The Five Guy's comment was perhaps the best of them all. They remind everyone of their restaurant's name.
Quirky, cute or disturbing, the supposed comments of Chick-fil-A competitors offer absurdity as its very best.
Love is love and it comes in many forms. Romantic love apparently can't gauge gender and, if it can't, the question is should we? It's a tough debate and one that will continue for generations to come whether the world wants it to or not.