A drowning victim turned out to be a frisky lady in her former life, and it's almost certain officials in Turkey are red in the face over the fuss they made over her. What appeared to be a drowned woman this week in the Black Sea turned out to be a deflated sex doll.
The figure of a floating woman caught the attention of residents and passersby who saw her, and a panic was created. Officials were called, who immediately cordoned the area, causing quite the frenzy. Once the drowning victim was dragged to shore and identified, it was made clear that she was nothing more than a sex toy that had either been lost or discarded.
It's probably safe to say that there is one person in Turkey who is awkwardly silent right now about this bizarre story that's in the media. Do you think he misses his ex, or is he glad she was found sleeping with the fishes?
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My plain wrapper baby
Your skin is like vinyl
The perfect companion
You float in my new pool
De luxe and delightful
Inflatable doll
My role is to serve you
Disposable darling
Can't throw you away now
Immortal and life size
My breath is inside you
I'll dress you up daily
And keep you till death sighs
Inflatable doll
Lover ungrateful
I blew up your body
But you blew my mind
-- Roxy Music: "In Every Dream Home a Heartache."