Alexander Broughton, the University of Tennessee student accused of "buttchugging," wants everyone to know he's not gay. In fact, he's so not gay, he's threatening to sue the cops who leaked the incident.
Most people would have forgotten this story in a couple of weeks, but now this moron has hired an attorney to clear his name, so, of course, it's back in the news, and people are talking about it again.
Broughton maintains he is a devout Christian, and the very idea of an alcohol enema is "the most gross idea I ever heard." He also complained that now people might mistake him for a homosexual, which of course he's not, right?
"I would never do such a thing. I am a Christian who would never desecrate my body in that manner. To do so would be against God's law," he claimed.
Broughton was rushed to University of Tennessee Medical Center a couple of weeks ago for alcohol poisoning. After searching the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house, police discerned the student had been "buttchugging."
Broughton is really taking this whole episode too seriously. Many people do regrettable things when they're in college. It didn't stop George W. Bush from becoming president, did it?
Whether he was buttchugging or not, Broughton can't deny he drank to excess, which wasn't very Christian of him. Hopefully, the UT student doesn't follow through with a suit against the cops. The courts are already flooded with enough ridiculous lawsuits.
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