Gregory Matthew Bruni, the naked, masturbating, violent man, attacked the home and person of Tony Land in North Fort Myers, Florida. It was around 7 p.m. when Tony and LaDonna Land heard crazy noises on their roof. Tony Land went outside to investigate and found Bruni naked on his rooftop. Can you say... awkward?
After seeing Land, Gregory Bruni allegedly jumped from the roof and onto Land, and then he proceeded to knock the Florida homeowner over after hitting him in the shoulder. Bruni then ran into the Land's home.
He pulled a big screen off the wall and dumped the contents of their vacuum onto the floor. Later, the obviously crazed man ate the contents of the vacuum and then spit it out. Apparently, leftover vacuum crumbs do not taste good even to allegedly high, naked, and violent people. Who knew?
LaDonna Land tried to shoot Gregory Matthew Bruni, but she missed. Thank goodness! She must have been terrified. In an even odder turn of events, Bruni then proceeded to masturbate in their living room. And then he went in their son's room and rubbed clothes on his face. Disgusting! He sounds quite perverted and obviously disturbed.
On a voice recording to 911, Tony Land was heard screaming, "I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house." When the police came to detain Bruni, he resisted arrest, but fortunately he was nonviolent. The police reported that they were going to take Bruni to have him tested to see "what Bruni was on" at a local hospital.
Gregory Matthew Bruni was later charged with "criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence." Was he later charged with having illegal drugs in his system?
Can you imagine relaxing in the house at night only to learn that there is a crazed, possibly high, as well as naked man on your roof. He then attacks you and violates your home in various ways. It sounds as if Bruni was on some heavy duty synthetic drugs, but this is just speculation at this point. It has also been alleged that Bruni's motive for getting in the Lands' home was to steal their television.